SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
Santa Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya I LoVe U
Santa Gusse Me Beti Se
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Lunga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Use Wapis Bhejo
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?Banta-Recording this babys voice.Santa-Why?Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
SANTA went to courtJUDGE:
\”Order ! Order !\”SANTA:
\”1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !\”JUDGE:
\”Shut Up !\”SANTA:\”No,No..7-Up!
santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
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banta: kyun?
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santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…
Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!
Ab Naha Ln?
Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya
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.Dukandar– kitne kaa??Santa– 10 ka kar do
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.Dukandar– 7 rs ka talktime milega..
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Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..
Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli
“Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.
Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta
Aaj Santa Serious Ha
Santa : Oyee ! Tumne apni Sagai kyu
tOd
di ??
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Pappu : yr uska koi BF nahi tha..
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Santa : to fir prblem kya hai ?
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Pappu : Jo aaj tak kisi ki nA hO sAki
wo meri kya hogi
santa wanted to become a great scientist like
newton,
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after long research,
he wrote the 4th law of motion.
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“Loose motion can never be done in slow
motion”…!!
Santa : Now i know why those
women on Fashion TV are so thin….
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because no matter what time you
switch to the channel, you’ll always
see them walking . :-D;-)
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:
Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto : In the pool.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.